9/26/2010

And the oscar goes to . . .

Bored. This is how I feel when I know a new gossip about your freaking boring lives.
There are always the same things , the same stories and the same mistakes.
Have you ever heard the word " honnor " ? Sounds like no !
So this will be my last post.



Ladies & Gentlemen , you all deserve an award. Take a seat , have a bright smile and prepare yourself, the elevator is going down once last time ! They say the truth hurt sometimes . . .


[ Nominated : Everybody gone and still there. ]


Queen Bitch Award : Nominated are Cassie ,Blair , Serena ,Alice, Rosalie, SS & Vanessa.
The oscar goes to . . . Vanessa Clearwater.
No doubt she is the slut of the town. She has been spotted since she arrived in town , flirting , playing , kissing , sleeping with a lot of guys. How many ? No one knows. Some were maybe to ashamed for admitting they were a counter of her game.


Best Match Guy Award : Nominated are Jacob.A , Dan, Tyson & Nate [TheRealNateArchibald]
The oscar goes to . . . Jacob.A.
He is nice , smart , elegant , a gentleman and he is not what I call " disgusting " . All the girls love him , but his heart beats for only one girl, Katherine Pierce. Lucky you bitch !


Fickle Award : Nominated are SS , Serena & Cassie.
The oscar goes to . . . SS.
Don't even tell I am wrong SS , cause you know I am right.
Dan , Jake , Dan , Nate , Jake  Dan , Nate , Diego , Nate , Diego , Luke ? About that ... Luke , seriously ? Read down there you will know who you really are now !

Manwhores Award : Nominated are Carter , Tyson, Chuck [ TheChuckBassOfficial ]  and Nate [ NathanielArchibaldYT
The oscar goes to . . . Carter & Tyson.
Oups !  they both left. No one to take their awards. Too bad , they deserve it. They both love women's company instead oh being with just one girl from monday to sunday. However they have hearts and both fell sometimes Tyson to Alice , Paige and Cassie. Carter to Blair.
 
Coward Award : Nominated are Dan & Jacob.A .
The oscar goes to . . . Jacob.A
If you talk about a relationship or about his feelings with him. Don't believe what comes out of his mouth , he is always lying but considering he is smart , his dazzle smile makes you nodding stupidly.


Cuckold Award : Nominated are Serena , Nate [ The RealNateArchibad ] ,Blair,  Dan , Diego, Jacob [ JakeBlacksChannell ] & Nate [ NathanielArchibaldYT ] .
The oscar goes to . . . Dan.
Twice . He has been cheated twice. Once by the weird Vanessa Swan with Carter and a second time by SS with Carter again. Twice and a half considering S has been really closed to her bestfriend Nate making Lonely Boy jealous.


Outsider about to being an insider Award : Nominated are Little J [JennyBelleHumphrey], Nessie [RenesmeecullenReal], Elena, Destiny and Jenifer.
The oscar goes to . . . Elena & Destiny.
Well done , you both are friend with S , SS , Cassie &  even Nate for Elena. One tried to threaten me , the second one tried to play an evil game. You are both pathetic but I know you will be someone someday. All you need is work on your reputation. Welcome to the Elite and good luck girls . . .

 
Insider about to re-becoming an outsider : Nominated are SS , Rosalie & Cassie.
The oscar goes to . . . SS & Cassie.
You two are pathetic ! Your lives are constant declines !
You SS ,from Humphrey & Archibald to Diego & Luke. If falling down is what you love , why haven't you take the elevator ? At least , it's quick.
And you Cassie , you really thought changing your name would change the whore you are. You have been dumped by Tyson ...again and now Little J [JennyBelleHumphrey] pushed you in the darkness to catch attention of everybody.
You want your elite status back ? Hurry up cause a wannabe never stay longer.

Best friendship Award :Nominated are Paige & Jacob.A, Jacob.A & S , S & B , B & D , D & SS , SS & Cassie, Cassie & Alice. , Cassie & Isabella.
The oscar goes to . . . Jacob.A & SS
They never fought. They never insulted themselves. Their relationship is based on friendship , honesty and fun. They set you an example of what friendship really is , some of you and I am talking to SS & Cassie should remind what does friendship mean. You call yourself bestfriends and even sisters ? Define bestfriends and sisters.

Best Couple Award : Nominated are D & S , S & N [ NathanielArchibaldYT ],  Paige & Jacob , Alice & Ben , Cassie & Tyson, Cassie & Jacob.A .
The oscard goes to . . . D & S.
Like Dan's unfamous sentence is : they loved , they love and will always love each other no matter what happens even if it's cheating or leaving. Your couple is not perfect but it is the stronger I found. I don't hoe Lonely Boy to come back for you S , cause we all know he won't . . .

Traitor Award : Nominated are S , Vanessa , Alice , Destiny , SS , Jenifer , Elena , Nessie .
The oscar goes to . . . no name ? Because the traitor who game me all the gossips about you and the password to hack your accounts is among these girls. Who is it ? Mystery. I would love to tell you who is this bitch ( or who are these bitches )  but unfortunately I promised no to say a word and as you all know I am an honest person.

One question is burning your lips ?
Who am I ? I will never tell you. I am not one of you but I talked to some of you once ; I am one from the Glee YT Group. I will maybe come back , so keep a place for me in your heart.

You know you loved me and you know you will always love gossips,

XoXo

GossipGirlSpy.

9/24/2010

Is S scaring the boys off ?

S's mood these days ? Better, back to the old her in no time.

We are all happy for you dear S.However something catches my attention.
All the boys Princess Serena dated, always ran away from her so fast ... and never came back.



Nate [ NateArchibaldYT ]

Dan  [ DanHumphreyOfficial ]

Nate [ NathanielArchibaldYT ]

Dan [ DanHumphreyNY



What is the problem ? According to me they left when
 - they realise the things were going really serious between them and when they realised S was sticking hard at them.
 - they were bored of a relationship where the girl is totally loved by all the boys around and is really touchy and has a lot of best guys friends. 
 -  they just realised they did not love her anymore and did not know how to tell her. No one hurts the Princess after all.

What are the options ? Leave and tell lies. What they practically all did. The usual " I Love You and I Will Come Back" . Psh ! You are all such bad liars.

You think I am wrong S ? Three of your four exes never { really } came back.
Lets face it : you are a flirt girl ! This is not so bad , just ask SS [ TheOnlyNessieCullen ] . She has been a flirt all her life and she is still smiling like an idiot !
Talking about SS , considering you change your face and name. Let me just tell me one thing :

Changing your face won't change who you are . You will always be SS the Fickle Whore !


You know you love gossips,

GossipGirlSpy.

9/22/2010

Bye Bye !

Be sad boys , the easy one won't smile at your envious faces anymore !

SPOTTED : SS GONE . . . AGAIN ?

Car ? Cab ? Train ? Plane ?
No one knows how but everyone knows when she will come back. Less than a week for sure !
She comes and goes in the town , with the guys and with her friends.
Cause now the question is why did she leave ? Little J aka Cassie 's jealousy.

Cause yes Little J has been jealous knowing SS has a new bestfriend Vanessa. Oh how sad !
Don't be so stupid Little J , you started the game first changing your bestfriend place from Rosalie to Alice constantly. And your SS left. Blame yourself !

Always , forever , whatever ? I have pity on you both !

You think you act perfectly Little J ?
Kissing a Jacob just before dating Tyson. How lovely ! Sounds like the "Lips against Lips Game" is now played by the whore number one too !
You say you are not perfect ? True . You are worst than nothing. Even Vanessa Clearwater is smarter than you.
Quite a fall . . .

Is kissing before dating cheating ? Yes.
Is lying to Tyson and Alice about this story a bad thing ? Yes.

SS dumped you for a few days , who is next ?

Take a seat lovely youtubers , don't miss Little J burning herself . . .

Oh and don't be sad Diego , everybody knows you were a rebound after Humphrey & Archibald.

You know you love gossips,

Gossip Girl Spy.

Little J's shadow . . .

She is powerful. She is loved. She is a bitch. She is a whore. She is sneaky. She is envious. She is jealous.
And she feels superior.

Some love her and some hate her.

Little J aka Cassie.

But what you didn't understand is that you can't get rid off a girl like Little J. She tried to change her personnality but changing your name will not change who you are.
And unfortunately her friends know it.
By her friends , I mean SS & Alice.

This isn't new , SS lives in Little J's shadown since the beginning.
Little J had a bad influence on her. But she is still over her friend. She is the bitchiest. She is a sucker planner but she is good at threatening. Each time the good friends were fighting , Little J was the leader and SS the follower. They remind me B & Chuck the Puppy . . .
SS tries to get her own reputation without the name of Little J associated, but for now : no success. If you hear about SS , you hear about Little J too cause she is never really far. 

But Alice in Little J's shadow ? This is new. 
Alice has always been transparent and discreet about her life. She keeps her life closed to everyone except her close friend Little J. She is dating Ben but she still loves Tyson. Same Tyson her close friend Little J is dating since yesterday. [ About that , I give them less than a week . . . Tyson is a women's man not a woman's man. ]  Unlucky you Alice , you live in Little J's shadow. Tyson and Little J have a complicated past and a complicated future too. They were meant to be, they are creepy. You can try to be better than her , but you would have to change and people don't change. They are who they are.

Advice for SS & Alice : Girls , as long as you will stay around to the bitch you won't be known for yourself. Dump the whore and live in solo.
Advice for Little J : Don't forget the "Hoes before Bros" !

You know you love gossips,

Gossip Girl Spy.

9/20/2010

Sighting . . .

To guys :

Sad of Blair's leaving ? Be happy she is back since yesterday.

Fresh start ? Sounds it it.
New identity , new face and new specie.
Let me introduce you with Rosalie Hale.
[ SpecialRosalieHale ]

One word : Pathetic.
You think I won't find you ?
Blame your friends , I find you cause they are not what I call : unassuming !
You would never get rid off me , don't ever try again !

Guys , she is back but warning : she bites hard !




To Diego :

Keep an eye on your girl man , she is falling ... again ?
Yes SS The Fickle is now actually flirting with a new guy Jacob Black. [ MrJacobBlackWolf1 ]
Lets face it ! SS is easy !

Advice for you Jacob : If you keep on smiling, complimenting her and nodding when she talks you will get the kiss and surely more.  
Advice for Diego : Make the things clear or you will be cheated.
Advice for SS : Stop being a whore or you are going to burn yourself ... again.

You know you love gossips, 

Gossip Girl Spy.